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Daily GNN Feeds
All stories are exactly 1:30 in length and can be downloaded in Real Player
or Windows Media formats.
Sample GNN Stories: January 2009
1. Man Arrested For Trying To Open His Own Bank
Tease Story
2. Hunter Lost In Wilderness, Saved By His Moustache
Tease Story
3. College Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine
Tease Story
4. Tap Dancing For The Criminally Insane
Tease Story
5. Man Removes Own Appendix, Using Beer As Anesthetic
Tease Story
6. Smithsonian Reports George Washington Wore Wooden Pants
Tease Story
All stories are exactly 1:30 in length and can be downloaded in Real Player
or Windows Media formats.
Sample GNN Stories: January 2009
1. Man Arrested For Trying To Open His Own Bank
Tease Story
2. Hunter Lost In Wilderness, Saved By His Moustache
Tease Story
3. College Professor Fired For Casually Removing His Spine
Tease Story
4. Tap Dancing For The Criminally Insane
Tease Story
5. Man Removes Own Appendix, Using Beer As Anesthetic
Tease Story
6. Smithsonian Reports George Washington Wore Wooden Pants
Tease Story
Like what you've heard so far?
You haven't heard anything yet! Jeffrey Gurian's mind is an infinite vortex of
comedic genius. This is what is in store for your listeners in the future.
Future GNN Stories
1. Man With Infant's Head Sues For Discrimination
2. Elderly Man Tours Europe On Pogo Stick
3. Man Robs Bank With His Chin
4. Man Develops Turtle Shell
5. Man Paint Replica of the Cistine Chapel With His Beard
6. Allergic Archaeologist Blows His Nose In Priceless Tissue
7. Ancient Egyptians Did Their Own Dry Cleaning
8. Top Model Has All Abdominal Organs Removed For Thinner Look
9. Comedian Kills Half His Elderly Audience With Great Joke
10. Canadian Repairman Wakes Up With French Accent
11. Man Killed For Giving Girlfriend A Snail Instead Of An Engagement
Ring
12. Pres. Bush Feared To Have Alter-Ego
13. Man In Wyoming Builds Family A Nest
14. The Whispering Village Of Turkmenistan ( Where No One Speaks
Above A Whisper, and Everyone Lives To Be Over A Hundred!)
You haven't heard anything yet! Jeffrey Gurian's mind is an infinite vortex of
comedic genius. This is what is in store for your listeners in the future.
Future GNN Stories
1. Man With Infant's Head Sues For Discrimination
2. Elderly Man Tours Europe On Pogo Stick
3. Man Robs Bank With His Chin
4. Man Develops Turtle Shell
5. Man Paint Replica of the Cistine Chapel With His Beard
6. Allergic Archaeologist Blows His Nose In Priceless Tissue
7. Ancient Egyptians Did Their Own Dry Cleaning
8. Top Model Has All Abdominal Organs Removed For Thinner Look
9. Comedian Kills Half His Elderly Audience With Great Joke
10. Canadian Repairman Wakes Up With French Accent
11. Man Killed For Giving Girlfriend A Snail Instead Of An Engagement
Ring
12. Pres. Bush Feared To Have Alter-Ego
13. Man In Wyoming Builds Family A Nest
14. The Whispering Village Of Turkmenistan ( Where No One Speaks
Above A Whisper, and Everyone Lives To Be Over A Hundred!)
